Diana planted a big, enthusiastic kiss on Stefan's cheek, causing a couple of nearby ladies to start muttering, browns knit in disapproval. "Of course I did, you bonehead," she said delightedly.

The last ten years, Diana had collected quite a lot of the young people's slang. And she always had a slightly smug look on her face when she managed to use it right.

...about seventy percent of the time.